from under the slush pile

A mean but funny blog:

Hi. Are you a visionary agent who wants to take the stagnant fiction literary marketplace to new heights?

           No. Not really.

I hope all is well with your business, nowadays. Indeed, books & media are an economic past-time today so I expect you are taking advantage of that angle of the biz.

           Oh, trust me. We’re taking FULL advantage of that angle of the biz….Wait. What are we                    talking about?

           Do you ever get the feeling that we are all machines being controlled by someone or                        something beyond our control?

           Katie Holmes, I’m just a literary agent. I can’t help you with your husband issues.