Via Alex Massie, an inspiring story of America's enduring entrepreneurial zeal:
State attorneys say John LaVoie should be forever barred from the
massage business because he ran a house of prostitution camouflaged as
a church.
But in his latest court argument, the Tucson man says he hired
women at Angel's Heaven Relaxation Spa — near University Medical Center
— not to sell sex but to comfort the afflicted through the religious
act of "laying on of hands."
...LaVoie is now citing constitutional guarantees of freedom of religion. "This offer of comfort by this means is based on several Biblical passages," wrote attorney Brad Roach, who is representing LaVoie while seeking election as Pima County attorney.
...LaVoie is now citing constitutional guarantees of freedom of religion. "This offer of comfort by this means is based on several Biblical passages," wrote attorney Brad Roach, who is representing LaVoie while seeking election as Pima County attorney.
It gives new meaning to The Endtimes.
Why wait for one final event when you can enjoy The Rapture daily?
This sounds like a church I can believe in.
Posted by: The Other Ed | September 30, 2008 at 03:09 PM