six geese are a-laying in my apartment

The magnificent McSweeney's presents a horrifyingly literal interpretation of the Twelve Days of Christmas:

Day 6

Six geese a-laying. Hmm, that's so weird because I was just telling someone that I could use some MORE FUCKING BIRDS. Do you have any idea how much shit six geese generate in a single day? Literally, pounds. Pounds of green, grassy turds. And in case you're curious, all six of them have been a-laying since they got here. There are no less than seventy-five enormous eggs in my apartment right now. And as a side note, I just tried to make an omelet out of one of them and almost ralphed. Very gamy.